October 31, 2020

APRIL FOOLS: Republican drum round occupies TAA bureau (AP)

MADISON (AP)Several Republican lawmakers were charged with trespassing and marijuana possession after they staged an function of a UW-Madison Teaching Assistants’ Association domicile Thursday.

TAA President Kevin Gibbons was coming a bureau around 8 p.m. when he listened a gloomy drum kick and whiffed some “really skunky ganja.”

An unknown Republican state senator certified to provision a gummy icky, claiming it was his approach of removing behind during “the man.”

“You know, we have been busting a asses only perplexing to change a budget, and these guys, and that judge, and now a recall. Recall this motherfu-” a senator pronounced before flitting out on his half-eaten burrito.

Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald, R-Juneau, certified they were creatively formulation on camping out on Dane County Judge Maryann Sumi’s lawn, though pronounced a TAA bureau “was, like, approach closer to Qdoba.”

State Rep. Steve Nass, R-Whitewater, reportedly cumulative himself to a table to keep a Republicans’ drum round going after a military took his bongos away.

When asked if he knew anything about a protest, Gov. Scott Walker pronounced he “had no idea. we was only during home with a kids, being a family guy, doing what a taxpayers of Wisconsin inaugurated me to do.”

“That’s bullshit,” state Sen. Alberta Darling, R-River Hills, said. “Scotty bailed when a devise changed. Said he didn’t feel gentle in an educational setting.’ Whatever, bro.”

As military arrested him, State Sen. Glenn Grothman, R-West Bend, reportedly incited to a organisation and pronounced “Guys, this is a best thought we’ve had in a prolonged time.”